Next Time, Check the Current Postage Rates

I found out at dinner tonight that my dear mother, oblivious to the change in postage price, stamped all but 5 of my letters with a stamp that was one cent short. Since we have yet to get anything returned to us, we're hoping the post office decided to cut us some slack. Regardless, I really turned up the melodrama when I found out. It's what Miss NJ USA would do.